Bros 'n Bitches
This is more than a concept or theory, this is a LIFESTYLE. Bros before hos man, that's how the realists live. We understand that these women we meet may not be in our lives for more than one night, and thus are NOT worth risking our long-standing friendships and brotherhoods. Are you really willing to risk your brotherhood with a close friend who has been there since the beginning for a one night stand? Hell no!
But there are two sides to this story. In a nutshell, this way of life means that Bros come before Bitches, but at the same time the situation should never arise where a choice has to be made. Take for instance, Navy and myself. Lets say we have a nice condo in a tourist city, right? We are sharing it and splitting the rent. Nice, 2 BR 1 BA with kitchen, util, cable, everything we need. Now say I'm out on town and meet a nice girl that I wanna take back to "The Hang." First thing I have to do is call up Navy. "Yo Navy, whats good man? I got this girl I want ya to meet man. Whats goin on?"
In this situation, Navy will typically respond with one of two generic responses :
A. "Sorry man, just left. Why don't ya take her back anyway and have a good time? I'll meet her next time."
B. "Man, I'm not feelin well. I ate somethin that didn't agree with me I think..."
Now option A is Navy's way of sayin "Ha, I'll get out of your way so you can have the place to yourself. Clean up when you're done, I'll be out on town until you give me the go-ahead to come back. Otherwise, I'll be back in 2-3 hours (maybe more)."
Option B isn't always the exact truth, but what it means is "Don't bring her back here." He could actually be sick, or he could have a bitch at the condo. Either way, we dip out and go somewhere else.
The concept is simple, easy to follow, and prevents conflict. To live this lifestyle, arrange a code ahead of time to let your bros know that you're tryin to come back with the bitch so that they can let ya know whats goin on without seeming suspicious. It's truly epic yo
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Here I am going to describe some of my escapades and the result of my encounters. I will then attempt to dissect the psychology involved in each encounter to give a better understanding of the situation to my readers.
Rating System
I have seen many different rating systems before. The most common is a 1-10 rating system, that only accounts for looks. Tucker Max uses a 5 star rating system, which again is mostly attached to looks. Well here I will attempt to describe my rating system, which attempts to approach 3 aspects of the human being.
7-J-D
This is a score from my system. The system is different for men and women, simply because different things are important. Men notice looks first, while women tend to look for personality. How many hot men have you seen with ugly women? Now how many hot women have you seen with ugly men? See where I'm going with this?
Men :
7 -> looks. On a scale of 2-10, 10 being the highest, this is a rating of her body and face. A seven, being slightly higher, is still a pretty average score. 6 is the lowest I will stoop too, with 5 being too low for me.
J -> Personality. This is on a range from J-A, with the levels being Jack, Queen, King, Ace (starting to see the pattern yet?). Clearly, an Ace is the highest, with Jack being the lowest. It is graded just like the numbers are, and should be treated just like a numerical value.
D -> Interest/intent. This is not quite on a range, but more on a categorical listing. Diamonds, Hearts, Spades, Clubs. The diamonds are your typical gold-diggers, people who HAVE to have the finer things in life to function. These people are impossible to please unless you are rich, and are usually avoided because of such. General rule of thumb, if she is a diamond she's probably a Jack too. Hearts are your hopeless romantics, people who HAVE to have a commitment that is constantly being tested to be happy. I hate these relationships because there is always drama involved. General rule of thumb, if she is a heart she is probably not scoring higher than a 6. Spades are your work-a-holics/sport fanatics. These people exist to compete, and can be quite fun to be around. Personally, I try to avoid them at all costs. Clubs are the last category. This category involves casual street musicians, casual artists, people who live to have fun. More often than not they don't hold a job very well, or don't have a job, but are a blast to be around. I love Clubs more than any of the other classes, and try to associate with them more than anything. Happy-go-lucky, for the win (FTW).
Women : The scale is exactly the same as it is for men, with one slight switch. The personality and looks ranges have been traded with each other. In other words, a man with a rating 7-J-D is a guy with a pretty decent personality, who is ugly and obsessed with designer labels. Could be a funny fashion designer or actor. On the other hand, a woman with the same score would be a rather attractive (though still average) woman with a horrible personality who is also obsessed with labels. Typically your average teenage girl, in my honest opinion (IMHO).
I hope this all makes sense to you, but if it doesn't e-mail me at malicia.capo@yahoo.com with your questions so I can update my material accordingly.
7-J-D
This is a score from my system. The system is different for men and women, simply because different things are important. Men notice looks first, while women tend to look for personality. How many hot men have you seen with ugly women? Now how many hot women have you seen with ugly men? See where I'm going with this?
Men :
7 -> looks. On a scale of 2-10, 10 being the highest, this is a rating of her body and face. A seven, being slightly higher, is still a pretty average score. 6 is the lowest I will stoop too, with 5 being too low for me.
J -> Personality. This is on a range from J-A, with the levels being Jack, Queen, King, Ace (starting to see the pattern yet?). Clearly, an Ace is the highest, with Jack being the lowest. It is graded just like the numbers are, and should be treated just like a numerical value.
D -> Interest/intent. This is not quite on a range, but more on a categorical listing. Diamonds, Hearts, Spades, Clubs. The diamonds are your typical gold-diggers, people who HAVE to have the finer things in life to function. These people are impossible to please unless you are rich, and are usually avoided because of such. General rule of thumb, if she is a diamond she's probably a Jack too. Hearts are your hopeless romantics, people who HAVE to have a commitment that is constantly being tested to be happy. I hate these relationships because there is always drama involved. General rule of thumb, if she is a heart she is probably not scoring higher than a 6. Spades are your work-a-holics/sport fanatics. These people exist to compete, and can be quite fun to be around. Personally, I try to avoid them at all costs. Clubs are the last category. This category involves casual street musicians, casual artists, people who live to have fun. More often than not they don't hold a job very well, or don't have a job, but are a blast to be around. I love Clubs more than any of the other classes, and try to associate with them more than anything. Happy-go-lucky, for the win (FTW).
Women : The scale is exactly the same as it is for men, with one slight switch. The personality and looks ranges have been traded with each other. In other words, a man with a rating 7-J-D is a guy with a pretty decent personality, who is ugly and obsessed with designer labels. Could be a funny fashion designer or actor. On the other hand, a woman with the same score would be a rather attractive (though still average) woman with a horrible personality who is also obsessed with labels. Typically your average teenage girl, in my honest opinion (IMHO).
I hope this all makes sense to you, but if it doesn't e-mail me at malicia.capo@yahoo.com with your questions so I can update my material accordingly.
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