So we all know how magnets have two poles, right? This makes them what I would consider to be bipolar. Well that is just what Miss Magnet was, and lemme tell you she was NOT a fun relationship. But just to clarify what started my spree of asininity, I feel like I should share my following adventure.
Miss Magnet and I knew each other from the diaper days. We had been out of touch for several years, but her dad started coming around the house again to do some work. With the dad came Miss Magnet (MM).
Now don't get me wrong, MM has (still) a pretty decent body, I guess, a great ass, and some pretty sexy skin. She's short, but that's okay. Greece runs deep in her veins.
Her and I hit it off immediately. Now I won't admit, this was back in the day when I still believed I could fall in "love" with a girl just by dating her for a day. Stupid, right?
Her and I started off pretty well, until day 2 of our relationship. She catches me alone in my room (starts good eh?) and says "So when am I gonna get to see your dick?"
I was thinking WHAT THE F***? See, I had stolen her from her last boyfriend. He thanks me to this day for that. So now, being forced into a sexual relationship with a very untrustworthy girl, I found myself at a loss for words. I showed her "the goods" to which she remarks "huh. It's not as long as my last boyfriend's, but definitely thicker." That's what matters. ;-)
We started to develop a very sexual relationship after that. I would spend every chance I got down her pants, especially because this girl was still (technically) a virgin who had never had an orgasm. I happened (still do) to possess magic fingers, and lo and behold Daddy knows what she likes (haha).
One night while we were out in the living room, my sister asleep on the couch, she turns to me and says "f*** me." I thought "alright, this could be interesting." I went back to get a condom, got back out to her, and told her "if you really want this you are gonna have to get me hard." At first she was excited, but as things progressed that changed rather quickly.
She spent 2 hours trying to get me hard. It just wasn't working... she tried EVERYTHING. Now usually a woman only has to touch me to do it. Using her mouth will ALWAYS work. But not this girl. She did everything right, but I just wasn't feeling it.
Well that started the decline. I later found out she had (in frustration) gone out to the movies with her ex (not my friend, the guy he stole her from) and given him a blowjob in the theater. The only reason I even knew was because her dad CAUGHT them just as she was finishing him off. I'm amazed she's still alive to this day.
Miss Magnet goes on to screw several guys, used by all of them, before coming BACK over and meeting my brother Navy.
Navy knows how to work women, and in fact is one of my main mentors. He worked her over to where she was literally BEGGING him for it. Then he dumped her sorry ass for being too nosy. I love that guy, no homo.
Anyway, what I learned from this is that bipolar people are prone to being VERY sexually driven, and possessing VERY poor judgment. These two concepts blended together were a MAJOR turnoff for me and the reason we aren't together now, and why she hates me now. But it's not like I care, she's still a b****. :-)
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Here I am going to describe some of my escapades and the result of my encounters. I will then attempt to dissect the psychology involved in each encounter to give a better understanding of the situation to my readers.
Rating System
I have seen many different rating systems before. The most common is a 1-10 rating system, that only accounts for looks. Tucker Max uses a 5 star rating system, which again is mostly attached to looks. Well here I will attempt to describe my rating system, which attempts to approach 3 aspects of the human being.
7-J-D
This is a score from my system. The system is different for men and women, simply because different things are important. Men notice looks first, while women tend to look for personality. How many hot men have you seen with ugly women? Now how many hot women have you seen with ugly men? See where I'm going with this?
Men :
7 -> looks. On a scale of 2-10, 10 being the highest, this is a rating of her body and face. A seven, being slightly higher, is still a pretty average score. 6 is the lowest I will stoop too, with 5 being too low for me.
J -> Personality. This is on a range from J-A, with the levels being Jack, Queen, King, Ace (starting to see the pattern yet?). Clearly, an Ace is the highest, with Jack being the lowest. It is graded just like the numbers are, and should be treated just like a numerical value.
D -> Interest/intent. This is not quite on a range, but more on a categorical listing. Diamonds, Hearts, Spades, Clubs. The diamonds are your typical gold-diggers, people who HAVE to have the finer things in life to function. These people are impossible to please unless you are rich, and are usually avoided because of such. General rule of thumb, if she is a diamond she's probably a Jack too. Hearts are your hopeless romantics, people who HAVE to have a commitment that is constantly being tested to be happy. I hate these relationships because there is always drama involved. General rule of thumb, if she is a heart she is probably not scoring higher than a 6. Spades are your work-a-holics/sport fanatics. These people exist to compete, and can be quite fun to be around. Personally, I try to avoid them at all costs. Clubs are the last category. This category involves casual street musicians, casual artists, people who live to have fun. More often than not they don't hold a job very well, or don't have a job, but are a blast to be around. I love Clubs more than any of the other classes, and try to associate with them more than anything. Happy-go-lucky, for the win (FTW).
Women : The scale is exactly the same as it is for men, with one slight switch. The personality and looks ranges have been traded with each other. In other words, a man with a rating 7-J-D is a guy with a pretty decent personality, who is ugly and obsessed with designer labels. Could be a funny fashion designer or actor. On the other hand, a woman with the same score would be a rather attractive (though still average) woman with a horrible personality who is also obsessed with labels. Typically your average teenage girl, in my honest opinion (IMHO).
I hope this all makes sense to you, but if it doesn't e-mail me at malicia.capo@yahoo.com with your questions so I can update my material accordingly.
7-J-D
This is a score from my system. The system is different for men and women, simply because different things are important. Men notice looks first, while women tend to look for personality. How many hot men have you seen with ugly women? Now how many hot women have you seen with ugly men? See where I'm going with this?
Men :
7 -> looks. On a scale of 2-10, 10 being the highest, this is a rating of her body and face. A seven, being slightly higher, is still a pretty average score. 6 is the lowest I will stoop too, with 5 being too low for me.
J -> Personality. This is on a range from J-A, with the levels being Jack, Queen, King, Ace (starting to see the pattern yet?). Clearly, an Ace is the highest, with Jack being the lowest. It is graded just like the numbers are, and should be treated just like a numerical value.
D -> Interest/intent. This is not quite on a range, but more on a categorical listing. Diamonds, Hearts, Spades, Clubs. The diamonds are your typical gold-diggers, people who HAVE to have the finer things in life to function. These people are impossible to please unless you are rich, and are usually avoided because of such. General rule of thumb, if she is a diamond she's probably a Jack too. Hearts are your hopeless romantics, people who HAVE to have a commitment that is constantly being tested to be happy. I hate these relationships because there is always drama involved. General rule of thumb, if she is a heart she is probably not scoring higher than a 6. Spades are your work-a-holics/sport fanatics. These people exist to compete, and can be quite fun to be around. Personally, I try to avoid them at all costs. Clubs are the last category. This category involves casual street musicians, casual artists, people who live to have fun. More often than not they don't hold a job very well, or don't have a job, but are a blast to be around. I love Clubs more than any of the other classes, and try to associate with them more than anything. Happy-go-lucky, for the win (FTW).
Women : The scale is exactly the same as it is for men, with one slight switch. The personality and looks ranges have been traded with each other. In other words, a man with a rating 7-J-D is a guy with a pretty decent personality, who is ugly and obsessed with designer labels. Could be a funny fashion designer or actor. On the other hand, a woman with the same score would be a rather attractive (though still average) woman with a horrible personality who is also obsessed with labels. Typically your average teenage girl, in my honest opinion (IMHO).
I hope this all makes sense to you, but if it doesn't e-mail me at malicia.capo@yahoo.com with your questions so I can update my material accordingly.
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